1. Enter in their name, your name and a description of what happened. Names can be made up. We don't really care.
2. Your entry will be approved or not approved by us. Additionally, it may be altered to fix spelling, grammar, etc.
3. Once you've sent it to us, it's up to us whether we list it or not. If you wish to have something removed, that's fine. We might remove it if you can convince us. But there's no guarantees.
4. You must read or write on this site while holding a beer or some other form of alcohol at the same time.
5. Masturbation is a right of every man regardless what any woman says, especially since she'll cheat on you anyway.
6. All entries must be in english. Yes, I know women cheat in other languages and in other countries. But if we can't read it, we won't care.
7. No, you can NOT kill the bitch. Sorry.